Welcome, friend!

Nice to meet you. I’m Beej, and I kinda love D&D. I’ve been playing and DMing for about 20 years, ever since Third Edition was new.

I’m a Platinum best-selling author on the Dungeon Masters Guild, and I am always looking to create new and fun stuff for you to use at your tables.

I tend to be completely and insufferably excitable. And when I’m excited about something, like I am with D&D, I want to talk about it.

Who is This Newsletter For?

If it hasn’t been pretty obvious, it’s for those of you who adore Dungeons & Dragons in any and/or all its incarnations. From OD&D to 5e homebrew, I will probably write about it at some point.

Also, I am looking to become much more active on here at Substack because of the dumpster fire that is Twitter now.

It was previously my outlet for online community (on top of Discord), and I’d like this to be a place where all of us feel comfortable talking about what we love—natural 20s, breath weapons, and collaborative storytelling.


Not only do I DM two weekly games of Dungeons & Dragons Fifth Edition, but I also create quite a bit of D&D content that you can use at your own table (available on DMs Guild).

So let’s talk about murder hobos, actually using dragons in our dungeons, and why not every bard has to be a lech.

Oh, and I will send you discount codes for my stuff (like that one right there in that link) and do giveaways. You’re welcome.

Roll Initiative!

If that sounds awesome, then roll initiative. I mean…subscribe and join the community! I can’t wait to be your new DM and best friend.

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B.J. Keeton
I'm Beej, and I am always excited about something. These days, that mainly comes out to be D&D, LEGO, and video games. I also have a lot to say about writing, editing, and content creation.